[On3] BREAKING: The SEC has filed a lawsuit against LSU and head football coach Lane Kiffin, @PeteNakos reports.

[u/Fonzie5]

https://x.com/on3/status/2095555292859646137?s=46&t=FavtrbPsHpJY8Odvh2TYUA

[u/TheSwitchler]

He's such a little piece of shit

[u/Maleficent_Ant_8895 → u/TheSwitchler]

Nah he’s a giant piece of shit

The kind you pound MiraLAX and grab onto the disabled handle bars in the stall and see Jesus midway through your shit

[u/VoarTok → u/Maleficent_Ant_8895]

This is the kind of visualization that only comes from lived experience.

[u/Maleficent_Ant_8895 → u/VoarTok]

2 weeks of MREs at JRTC will change a man

[u/VoarTok → u/Maleficent_Ant_8895]

Lmao, I was in a disaster area once where they were passing out MREs and after two days, I figured I’d rather live on peanut butter from a jar than keep doing that.

[u/Maleficent_Ant_8895 → u/VoarTok]

Some of them are pretty dope. Before I got out they came out with a hash brown breakfast one that if you added bacon cheese was life changing. 

[u/Callsign_Psycopath → u/Maleficent_Ant_8895]

Chili Mac.

[u/Maleficent_Ant_8895 → u/Callsign_Psycopath]

In the MRE HOF. Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Doesn’t matter. It always hits.

[u/Different-Town-657 → u/Maleficent_Ant_8895]

to quote BigDaddyVol. "FUCK LANE KIFFIN!"

[u/justaride80 → u/Different-Town-657]

Big Vol Daddy’s Lane Kiffin meltdown is one of my favorite videos ever

[u/latedep31 → u/justaride80]

I will randomly quote "It's time, oh it's time, motherfucker" now and again. That video is gold lol. Wish he was still here.

[u/justaride80 → u/latedep31]

The Rocky Block one was great too. “It’s gonna come down to LINCOLN!!” Man I respected the hell out of that dude for posting those videos of his heartbreak.

[u/latedep31 → u/justaride80]

Yeah, that one too. Especially right after he says that, Verne says "Daniel Lincoln" and he just goes "Oh my god..." lmao

[u/I-CAN-DO-EAT → u/Different-Town-657]

RIP big fella

[u/Set-Admirable → u/Maleficent_Ant_8895]

Who's taking Miralax and not immediately going home to expel everything they've consumed since seventh grade?

[u/War-eaglern → u/Set-Admirable]

The kind of person who wants to show off their massive miralax poo

[u/Maleficent_Ant_8895 → u/Set-Admirable]

I had MiraLAX for the first time as part of my colonoscopy and I didn’t know I could poop so much 

[u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 → u/Maleficent_Ant_8895]

It's amazing how much poop the body stores. Think you took a good shit this morning? That's only like 20% of what's in your body

[u/jazzzzz → u/Maleficent_Ant_8895]

doc made me take it for a follow-up after a colonoscopy vs taking the industrial strength stuff they gave me for the original procedure and it didn't really do much. they ran so much water up my ass during that follow-up I thought I was going to explode. never been so damn uncomfortable in my life

the little indignities of age

[u/grommit72 → u/Maleficent_Ant_8895]

What a glorious weekend that was eh?

[u/FrenchFreedom888 → u/Maleficent_Ant_8895]

CFB all-time comment

[u/DexterJameson → u/Maleficent_Ant_8895]

Every drop of sweat vacates your body, simultaneously

[u/LiftEatGrappleShoot → u/TheSwitchler]

I prefer "scumbag." To me, it's hilarious how there will be a Lane redemption piece. "He's mature now!" And then he'll turn around and pull some self-absorbed asshole move.

It's remarkable how he's continuously garbage. Hat to him, honestly.

[u/TitanArcher1 → u/TheSwitchler]

Don’t make him bring out his fake dog.

[u/Adventurous_Ad6698 → u/TheSwitchler]

It's sad that such a great offensive football mind is tethered to such a terrible person.