r/CFB • u/Fonzie5 UCF Knights • Big 12 • 18h ago

News [On3] BREAKING: The SEC has filed a lawsuit against LSU and head football coach Lane Kiffin, @PeteNakos reports.

https://x.com/on3/status/2095555292859646137?s=46&t=FavtrbPsHpJY8Odvh2TYUA
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u/Set-Admirable West Virginia • Backyard Brawl 17h ago

Lane Kiffin is doing his thing. This is the result.

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u/BerriesNCreme 17h ago

Lane is a habitual line stepper

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 17h ago

Fuck yo couch

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u/HBTFD1785 Georgia Bulldogs 17h ago

"I mean what am I gonna do? Jump up and start recruiting professional athletes to play college football for my team, like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that.

Yeah, I remember recruiting professional athletes to play college football for my team."

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 17h ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Man that skit is a classic. The way they rewind it and play what he said again ☠️

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u/binzoma Miami Hurricanes • Waterloo Warriors 16h ago

is this the 5 oclock drunk coed giveaway??

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u/Pandemic_Academic Washington State Cougars • Pac-12 17h ago

Buy anotha one ya rich mothafucka!

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u/katarh Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Donor 17h ago

No that's JD Vance

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u/Pnflkc3 Missouri Tigers • SEC 14h ago

They Should’ve never given Lane money!

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u/WhiskeyForTheWin Notre Dame Fighting Irish 16h ago

Fuck yo coach

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u/el_throw 17h ago

CHARLIE MURPHY!

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u/MickKeithCharlieRon Clemson Tigers 17h ago

Where the hell is Charlie Murphy when you need him? RIP

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u/surlymoe Penn State Nittany Lions 17h ago

*snorter. That's how I read it.

Both are true.

(and that's coming from a PSU fan!! Lol)

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u/MechaEscargot2 Ohio State Buckeyes 14h ago

Maybe the most accurate description of Lane.

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u/Dixiefootball Alabama Crimson Tide 14h ago

Lane would wear a UNITY ring and slap someone with it

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u/srs_house Swaggerbilt 16h ago

Kiffin: There's two things that turn me on - being a line stepper, and a 2 liter of diet dr pepper

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u/smoothtrip Michigan Wolverines 15h ago

I thought you are supposed to straddle the line? This seems like constantly crossing ever red line that is placed in front of him.

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u/NewspaperChemical785 Ohio State Buckeyes • Waterloo Warriors 17h ago

Al Davis was right

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u/jhallen2260 Nebraska Cornhuskers 17h ago

"FIRE LANE.... KIFFIN"

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u/problematic_glasses Michigan Wolverines • NBC 17h ago

this is what i think of every time lane kiffin is mentioned somewhere

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u/Orion14159 Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos 17h ago

r/brandnewsentence material right there

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u/DJ_Blakka /r/CFB 17h ago

Theres a lot of that going on in this thread

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u/TwoLiterHero UNLV Rebels • Valdosta State Blazers 17h ago

Honestly I think Al is responsible for Lane Kiffin.

He was the first coach to show any promise with us in years, so naturally Al had to get rid of him by breaking out the projector and embarrassing him (shitty do to a first time head coach).

And I don’t think Lane has respected authority or bothered caring about his image ever since.

Al Davis always had big time Palpatine vibes anyway lol

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u/c-papi South Carolina Gamecocks 16h ago

what a strange sentence

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u/tightiewhitieboy 17h ago

That guy has been a POS everywhere he has been.

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u/A-Centrifugal-Force 17h ago

Florida Atlantic is the only job he left on good terms. He couldn’t even leave on good terms at Alabama as their national championship winning OC.

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u/averagejoeag Texas A&M Aggies • Air Force Falcons 17h ago

He finally found a place as corrupt as him.

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u/bigpoppa85 17h ago

Match made in hell. Hope they all go up in flames.

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u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes 15h ago

He will be the governor before we know it

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u/bigpoppa85 12h ago

I’m sure he is already calling the shots.

But, given Lane’s history, can you imagine how explosive this eventual divorce will be? The guy’s career is a total rollercoaster.

I honestly cannot think of a more talked about coach that has done as little ON THE FIELD. His Kardashian approach to coaching has certainly been professionally successful though 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Powerlevel-9000 Notre Dame • Arkansas 16h ago

As terrible as this is I still hate the fake injury strategy he uses more. He has done only harm to the sport.

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u/Hacym Florida Gators 17h ago

I’m so glad we dodged that bullet. 

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u/ParchedCoconut Florida Gators 16h ago

I mean, yes, but we all knew what we'd be getting into if we got him

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u/thefupachalupa Georgia Bulldogs • Virginia Tech Hokies 15h ago

Do we think he’d still be doing this at Ole Miss or has the LSU job gone to his head and made him ultra ridiculous?

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u/Flobking Syracuse Orange 14h ago

Lane Kiffin is doing his thing. This is the result.

Dude is another poster boy for nepo babies. Dude would not have a career if it weren't for his father.