r/CFB • u/Fonzie5 UCF Knights • Big 12 • 18h ago

News [On3] BREAKING: The SEC has filed a lawsuit against LSU and head football coach Lane Kiffin, @PeteNakos reports.

https://x.com/on3/status/2095555292859646137?s=46&t=FavtrbPsHpJY8Odvh2TYUA
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u/timshel_life Arizona State Sun Devils 18h ago

I really should have went to law school.

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u/Jojojojo5555 Harvard • Arizona State 17h ago

Have gone

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u/Mammoth_Impress_3108 Nebraska • Kansas State 17h ago

Thanks Harvard

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u/NotJayKayPeeness Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers 17h ago

What's Harvard? Is that one of those online schools I see advertising during ad breaks?

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u/Talemikus 17h ago

Harvard is the Alabama Football of law schools

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u/904Pens Air Force • Florida State 16h ago

Nah, that's Yale.

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u/NotJayKayPeeness Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers 16h ago

So they used to be good, then they were middling a while, then good again for a short time, then very bad a while, then the best ever, and now no one knows how good a school they are?

I'm shocked an online school was able to stick around that long. I guess they're big with prison correspondence?

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u/grommit72 16h ago

Its the school where they put the player's pronouns on the backs of their jerseys.

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u/gianini10 Louisville Cardinals • Keg of Nails 14h ago

I think it's one of them academic schools.

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u/NotJayKayPeeness Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers 13h ago

Weird. Never heard of it. They must not play nobody.

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u/Jmcy3 Iowa Hawkeyes 16h ago

This guy obviously went to ASU’s online law school with it their 2nd flair

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u/alabamdiego Alabama Crimson Tide 8h ago

I am cackling lmao

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u/SteveFrench12 17h ago

Not everyone went to Harvard…or law school

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u/willpc14 Trinity (CT) Bantams • Princeton Tigers 17h ago

That's right. Some of us went to better schools. /s

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u/originalbiggusdickus Columbia Lions • Ohio State Buckeyes 17h ago

Damn, I'm late

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u/KingPotus USC Trojans • Harvard Crimson 13h ago

Columbia? Who invited you?

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u/trittico Princeton Tigers • Virginia Cavaliers 15h ago

Don’t /s this fam you’re 100% right

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u/curtisas Cincinnati • Notre Dame 16h ago

They've slipped all the way out of the top 5 per USNWR.

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u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Texas Longhorns 17h ago

Or school 

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u/TehTugboat Indiana Hoosiers 17h ago

You guys went to college?

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u/CieraVotedOutHerMom South Carolina Gamecocks 16h ago

We can’t all be Elle Woods

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u/Star_man77 Arizona State Sun Devils 17h ago

Ay this man went to Harvard of the wes… oh.

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u/New_Prior2253 Alabama Crimson Tide • Rose Bowl 17h ago

Flair checks out

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u/CheezyBeanBurrito Syracuse Orange 17h ago

I no gud at skool but lernd how two beer gud

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u/ramblinaboutnothing Indiana Hoosiers 17h ago

Flair checks out

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u/BillyBobChorton Georgia Bulldogs 17h ago edited 17h ago

Charlie:  Oh yeah well I could ask you the very same questi—-

Lawyer: I went to Harvard.

https://youtu.be/7i08GeQToDY?is=TM79fjcVFmynC3Mx

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u/problematic_glasses Michigan Wolverines • NBC 17h ago

hey egghead, sing fair harvard!

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u/JDraks Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff 17h ago

Thanks Harvard

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u/kai333 Paper Bag • Team Meteor 17h ago

Stannis goes to Harvard lol.

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u/Tripondisdic Ohio State • Vanderbilt 17h ago

Devastating.

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u/AtreidesEdge 17h ago

My skin crawls when I hear people say “went” instead of “gone.”

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u/FrenchFreedom888 Oklahoma State Cowboys 17h ago

prescriptivists smh

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u/steve_dallasesq Notre Dame Fighting Irish 17h ago

I bet you were a gunner. When the professor ended class did you have final questions to prolong it?

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u/bullsci Florida Gators • UAB Blazers 13h ago

Have not gone but would love to

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u/nicholus_h2 Michigan Wolverines 17h ago edited 17h ago

what about immigration law?

EDIT: this was supposed to be in response to a different comment. but it got an upvote so I'm leaving it up 

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u/Far_Eye6555 Michigan Wolverines • Army Black Knights 17h ago edited 17h ago

All them law grads got super foooooked last month for the BAR which is kinda funny but I do feel for them

Comment edited for accuracy

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u/After-Woodpecker-569 17h ago

Yes. August LSAT was supposedly a shitshow but that was mainly due to a lot of people, at least on r/LSAT, scoring way under their practice exam scores.

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u/Acrobatic-Mail 17h ago

That happens after every LSAT administration, tbh

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u/Far_Eye6555 Michigan Wolverines • Army Black Knights 17h ago

Yes! Getting them mixed up 😬

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u/DawgTerritory Georgia • California 17h ago

The LSAT is test for law school admissions…and is given like every month nowadays.

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u/Far_Eye6555 Michigan Wolverines • Army Black Knights 17h ago

Yea just edited my comments. Story remains the same though. Bar went to shit. Law grads got fucked. Test rescheduled

My bad folks!

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u/princessprity Oregon Ducks • Team Meteor 17h ago

What did I miss?

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u/Far_Eye6555 Michigan Wolverines • Army Black Knights 17h ago edited 17h ago

Check my replies. Tdlr- bar had internet issues nationally. Test was canceled.

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u/VinPeppBBQ South Carolina Gamecocks 17h ago

What now?

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u/Far_Eye6555 Michigan Wolverines • Army Black Knights 17h ago edited 17h ago

From my understanding the LSAT BAR is only proctored like once or twice a year (?) nationally.

As far as I’m aware, there was internet connectivity issues and could not guarantee reliable internet connection. Canceled the two day test 😬😬 I have a buddy in Seattle that went all the way over to Spokane for the test for this to happen.

I think they’re retaking it this week though

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u/FireBickerstaff Michigan State Spartans 17h ago

This was the bar not the LSAT 

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u/VinPeppBBQ South Carolina Gamecocks 17h ago

Holy fuck balls, I would be livid. As someone with a law degree, but never took the bar as I never planned to practice, seeing what all my friends went through studying for that...godamn I would be irate. And when I finished law school, in SC, it was a three day test (two days of essays, one day multiple choice).

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u/No-Durian-7032 Florida Gators 17h ago

I have the same thought when I see this stuff.

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u/Daddioster Texas A&M Aggies • Southwest 17h ago

Thought about it a long time; I am just not evil enough. I am an asshole, so have that going for me, but just not to the fucking asshole level needed to be a good lawyer.

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u/nicholus_h2 Michigan Wolverines 17h ago

what about immigration law?

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u/Daddioster Texas A&M Aggies • Southwest 11h ago

I’m getting down voted. Must have upset some professional assholes.

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u/No-Durian-7032 Florida Gators 17h ago

I think I have the sufficient lack of moral character to do it but I made the decision to join the corporate workforce instead of 3 more years in school and debt. Was it the right choice? These headlines say no.

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u/desert_nole Florida State Seminoles • Team Meteor 17h ago

As someone who went to law school—absolutely not. You made the right decision.

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u/DudeThatRuns Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 17h ago

It fucking sucks

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u/gianini10 Louisville Cardinals • Keg of Nails 17h ago

I think I speak for everyone that has gone to law school and say no, you made the right choice.

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u/TheMusketDood Michigan State • Illinois State 17h ago

Current law student here, I’m sad I’m not in a sports law class this semester

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u/The_Stratman Virginia Tech • Penn State 17h ago

I am in it right now as I type this, and we are talking about a hypothetical club run leagues and how to establish rules or block rules. Gonna ask about it in relation to our conversation

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u/UpsideTurtles North Texas Mean Green • Texas A&M Aggies 17h ago

The only club run I know is INSIDE ZONE, PAWL

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u/steve_dallasesq Notre Dame Fighting Irish 17h ago

No...no you made the correct choice.

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u/lostroadrunner22 Northern Arizona Lumberjacks 17h ago

That Influencer Program is top flight I hear.

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u/soonerfreak Oklahoma Sooners • /r/CFB Patron 17h ago

Don't worry, most of us aren't making these big bucks.

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u/dan_scott_ Florida Gators • Virginia Cavaliers 17h ago

The people making money on this are not living well balanced lives, trust me 😂

You can get lucky and find statement jobs that don't suck, but most of them require constantly living your work, and only a small percentage of even those actually pay big money relative to your hours worked. These guys are making that money, but they're also eating 3 meals a day in office, possibly 6 days a week. It's all trade-offs, lol

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u/mikelo22 Michigan State • Illinois 16h ago

Eh, wouldn't recommend. Not as glamorous as it sounds.

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u/Sheepcago Notre Dame • Stanford 17h ago

Just enjoy all that MySpace money

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u/VolatileFan Tennessee • Vanderbilt 17h ago

watching this shit transpire while actively being in law school is a treat, lemme tell ya

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u/mike_rotch22 Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 14h ago

Interestingly, of my three good friends who became lawyers, two of them don't like it but need to support their families. The third one quit after about a year because he absolutely hated it and became a stay at home dad. Fortunately for him, his wife is a doctor and is able to support them. I'm sure there are a ton of lawyers who love their job, but I just found it interesting.

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u/frosty_freeze Mississippi State • Oklahoma 14h ago

Not with that grammar…