r/CFB • u/Fonzie5 UCF Knights • Big 12 • 18h ago

News [On3] BREAKING: The SEC has filed a lawsuit against LSU and head football coach Lane Kiffin, @PeteNakos reports.

https://x.com/on3/status/2095555292859646137?s=46&t=FavtrbPsHpJY8Odvh2TYUA
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u/MrAshleyMadison Florida Gators 18h ago

grabs popcorn bucket

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u/surgingchaos Western Oregon Wolves • Oregon Ducks 18h ago

Can we somehow strip 5 first-round picks from LSU? Asking a friend.

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u/thricethefan Florida State • Georgia 17h ago

Gonna have to litigate over that number, Jayden won’t tolerate it

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u/surgingchaos Western Oregon Wolves • Oregon Ducks 17h ago

Damn, that guy and that number just won't go away :(((

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u/Boomboclaaat90210 17h ago

We're gonna have to start saying stuff like 4+1 to account for the forbidden number.

(I had a chem prof with triskaidekaphobia so bad he numbered exams 11, 12, 12+1, 14)

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u/soundguynick Auburn Tigers • Southeastern (FL) Fire 17h ago

I can't even listen to my favorite Luniz song any more. "I got Jayden Daniels on it" just doesn't have the same ring.

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u/buckeyebrain1969 Ohio State Buckeyes • Gallaudet Bison 14h ago

Am I wrong for wanting to see LSU start their first game with a FG and a safety?

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u/vagabond2787 Texas A&M Aggies 15h ago

Everywhere I go, I see his number.

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u/Mr_Anthropic_ Oklahoma Sooners • Oklahoma Sooners 17h ago

That’s collusion. You can’t do that.

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u/Noble_amplified Georgia Bulldogs 17h ago

Yet another win for billable hours

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u/MarketingSlight8991 West Florida Argonauts • Aztec Bowl 14h ago

Nice 

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u/31_mfin_eggrolls Tulane Green Wave • Lawrence Vikings 17h ago

Expel them from the SEC and bring up the original Louisiana football team

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u/ThisKidIsAlright Florida State • Tulane 17h ago

Tulane rejoining the SEC and immediately having more SEC championships than some current members would be hilarious.

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u/jamminjoenapo Ole Miss Rebels 16h ago

I’m here for this chaos.

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u/jaxonya Oklahoma Sooners 12h ago

We just got here, god damn

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u/JustHereForCatss Tennessee Volunteers 17h ago

A court in Louisiana can by not letting them play on Saturday

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u/TheSwitchler 17h ago

Lol no court in Louisiana would ever do such a thing...now a court in Alabama or Mississippi or Florida however...

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u/pkpy1005 Illinois Fighting Illini 17h ago

Mississippi is still within the 5th Circuit, which is located in....New Orleans.

The 11th, though which includes GA, FL, and AL, is in Atlanta.

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u/Knook7 Florida Gators 17h ago

Oh yeah

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u/BillyBobChorton Georgia Bulldogs 17h ago

The judge of said courts in Louisiana:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB_v2/s/IclL9r1vbB

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u/LegallyAFlamingo Team Chaos • I'm A Loser 17h ago

4 or 6. Take your pick

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u/Electric_Queen NC State Wolfpack 17h ago

Calm down Commissioner Silver

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u/LeonardMcWhoopass LSU Tigers • Michigan State Spartans 16h ago

We have an acting cease and desist from JD5 so it has to be 4 or 6

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u/goldbloodedinthe404 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Corndog 17h ago

Is Landry banned for a year?

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u/goldbloodedinthe404 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Corndog 17h ago

It's a shame so few people realized your clippers joke

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u/MEGAWATT5 LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 16h ago

We have to be allowed to sign them first for you to strip them, but I’m sure Lane is working on that right now, too.

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u/DarkSide830 Team Chaos • Penn State Nittany Lions 9h ago

Steve Ballmer triggered

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u/JeffGoldblumsChest Florida Gators • Billable Hours 17h ago

I am so glad we didn't end up with him as coach

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u/Independent_Toe5722 Florida Gators • Harvard Crimson 17h ago

Amen, brother. 

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u/TheNatural14063 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 17h ago

I'm so blessed we have Freeman.

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u/trollfessor LSU Tigers • Corndog 10h ago

Me too

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u/BillyBobChorton Georgia Bulldogs 17h ago

🙄 most Florida fans would happily take urban back if it meant winning games and being relevant again. 

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u/JeffGoldblumsChest Florida Gators • Billable Hours 17h ago

Don't you have a child to bark at?

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u/BillyBobChorton Georgia Bulldogs 16h ago

Just hit up an elementary school, I’m good for the afternoon 

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u/CHNinniMug Ohio State • Cincinnati 17h ago

Week 1 intensifies

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u/UnluckyDuck58 Florida Gators • Ohio State Buckeyes 17h ago

We didn’t dodge a bullet, we dodged the whole lane train

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u/ImGoingtoRegretThis5 Michigan Wolverines 17h ago

We're gonna need a bigger boat bucket.

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u/Kvetch__22 Northwestern • Penn 17h ago

Fun fact: at this point, everyone on this sub technically has a law degree

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u/KirbyDumber88 Georgia Bulldogs 16h ago

Grabs corndog*

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u/scratchsd Notre Dame Fighting Irish 16h ago

Kiffin’s Krimson Korner
Tosh nailed it

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u/tericket Ole Miss Rebels 15h ago

Yall dodged a fire. Enjoy your season!