r/CFB Notre Dame • Summertime Lover 3d ago

News SEC school leaders exploring extreme steps over LSU's plan to sign former pro athletes, including potential expulsion, competition boycott and federal lawsuit

https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/breaking-news/article/sec-school-leaders-exploring-extreme-steps-over-lsus-plan-to-sign-former-pro-athletes-including-potential-expulsion-competition-boycott-and-federal-lawsuit-174813936.html
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u/jthomas694 South Carolina • Ohio State 3d ago

This just goes to show how little SEC schools care about basketball relative to football

The G-League nonsense last year didn’t generate all of this

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u/BobLabReeSorJefGre Kentucky Wildcats 3d ago

Outside of Kentucky. We were throwing a fit, because basketball is our thing.

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u/Krandor1 Auburn Tigers 3d ago

Auburn fans were complaining about the guy on the alabama team too.

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u/jthomas694 South Carolina • Ohio State 3d ago

Everyone complained. No one threatened all this

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u/srs_house Swaggerbilt 3d ago

It was a lot more limited scope. That was one guy on one team in one sport. This is dozens of players in a bunch of sports, and football alone has like 4 SEC teams involved expressing interest in signing them.

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u/PB-and-Jamz Miami Hurricanes • Florida Cup 3d ago edited 3d ago

I also think there's a significant disparity in on-court/on-field impact between a G League washout coming back to college vs an NFL signee coming back. In basketball, you have some elite 18-19 year old players capable of competing against fully developed professional players. You can go to the G League or play overseas straight out of High School. You're not gonna have any lottery picks or all-stars coming back to college. A G League washout simply isn't that good, there's gonna be a lot of college players better than that guy (Alabama's guy wasn't really that good for the few games he played). In comparison, a football player who played 3-4 seasons in college and was good enough to make an NFL camp (even if he eventually got cut) is virtually guaranteed to be a high impact player if he comes back to college.

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u/Ethanol-Muffins Florida Gators • UT Martin Skyhawks 3d ago

G League dropout chant was one of the best parts of that saga

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u/redwave2505 Alabama • Kansas State 3d ago

It also feels like less of a big deal in basketball because of all the European pros (I know there’s a difference but it’s not as stark as football)

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u/A-Centrifugal-Force 3d ago

This. Basketball is kind of a hybrid between the football model (purely college for development) and the baseball/hockey/soccer model (the professional developmental leagues are more important for development). In basketball an American kid can just go abroad for a year or play in the G League and be eligible for the NBA draft, and a ton of players have already done that.

While the idea of an NBA player going back to play college basketball is obviously outrageous and shouldn’t be allowed, a European pro or a G League player is more of a grey area. There isn’t a ton of difference in the NIL era between college basketball and the non-NBA pro leagues, they’re just different paths to get to the NBA where you get paid for being on the team.

College football on the other hand is unique. It’s the only real pathway to the NFL and the guardrails have been well established for decades. An American NFL prospect isn’t going to just opt out of college football and go play professionally in Germany or something and then expect to get drafted. There have been rare NFL players who didn’t play college football but they’re weird edge cases, it’s not common the way it is with basketball. The hard line seems to be that if you sign a contract with an NFL team or get selected in the NFL draft, that’s it, your college career is over. If that line gets crossed here there’s no putting the genie back in the bottle.

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u/EpicCyclops Oregon State Beavers • Team Chaos 3d ago

I also think that people just care more about football, so the outrage is louder, and there is more money at stake, so the conferences care more about outrage. However, the reasons you listed are part of the reason people care more.

A different example is track and field. NIL is how professional athletics athletes make their money. As soon as NIL became fair game, all of the track and field kids were professional athletes for all basically all intents and purposes. We're seeing a huge push of international athletes joining NCAA schools to get access to the US NIL collectives for contracts and one of the most competitive and consistent competition lineups on the planet, but no one really cares how this influx of de facto pro athletes is affecting the NCAA system because NCAA track and field is a relatively niche sport.

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u/Ok_Matter_1774 Nevada Wolf Pack • Washington Huskies 3d ago

Track and field has had issues with internationals for years now. NIL just exaggerated it. Like you said no one, but the small track and cross country community cares.

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u/Ltownbanger Washington Huskies • UAB Blazers 3d ago edited 3d ago

Soccer is REALLY messy as kids can have signed contracts for academys at very young ages.

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u/Jackandahalfass Georgia • Bowling Green 3d ago

Soccer? SEC don’t know what that is!

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u/JinFuu Texas Tech Red Raiders • SMU Mustangs 3d ago

Soccer?

No I didn’t hit my wife!

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u/fcocyclone Iowa State Cyclones • Marching Band 3d ago

Honestly that's one of many reasons I don't see this as a big deal.

The whole "amateurism" thing went out the window when we decided we were paying players 6-7 figures annually. At that point why am I supposed to care if a player got a check from an NFL team vs getting a check from a college?

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u/Sctvman Charleston (SC) • South Car… 3d ago

And at 3 or 4 schools the baseball program

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u/LimerickJim Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago

Just means more

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u/Big_Truck Virginia Cavaliers • Auburn Tigers 3d ago

College basketball makes essentially $0 when compared against the money cannon that is college football.

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u/ricree Illinois • Ohio State 3d ago

March Madness makes a decent percent of football's earnings (looked to be about 15-20% based on some quick and dirty searches online).

But yeah, the rest of the season is barely a rounding error.

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u/lutefiskeater 3d ago

Honestly it's pretty bananas that a month long, 64 team basketball tournament rakes in enough to match 20% of what 138 football teams make over 18 weeks

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u/343GuiltyySpark South Carolina • Georgia 3d ago

1000%. Being the AD at any SEC school other than Kentucky is 90% how footballs going and even at UK I’d bet if they found real success they’d be fine

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u/MaximusStirner Michigan Wolverines • Cornell Big Red 3d ago

Honestly I don't think the NFL nonsense will play much different either, a UDFA isn't a playmaker most of the time. It's a hill that isn't worth the battle yet LSU in particular is fighting on it.

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u/SoutieNaaier Florida Gators • Columbia Lions 3d ago

Which is very funny because we've arguably been the best basketball conference the last couple years almost by accident

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u/pyrofiend4 Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout 3d ago edited 3d ago

In related news, the Kansas City Chiefs claimed Jack Pyburn off of waivers. So he can't return to LSU.

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u/VolatileFan Tennessee • Vanderbilt 3d ago

Andy Reid and the KC office might’ve just saved college football from legal armageddon

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u/nickyt398 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Florida Gators 3d ago

For now 🫠

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u/VolatileFan Tennessee • Vanderbilt 3d ago

u right, we’ll be right back on the edge this time next week probably

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u/teeterleeter Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Next week? Give it 10 minutes

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u/Jyingling21 Appalachian State • Penn State 3d ago

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u/mdsandi LSU Tigers • Corndog 3d ago

Thank Christ. I just want this boondoggle to be over so I can be mad at my team for on-field performance

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u/defroach84 Texas Tech Red Raiders 3d ago

I know how this feels 🤣

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u/CaptainABC123 3d ago

The way God intended!

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u/Cute_Victory_356 Ole Miss Rebels 3d ago

Chiefs are bros frfr

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u/huhwhat90 Alabama Crimson Tide • Paper Bag 3d ago

I take back (mostly) everything I said about them!

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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos 3d ago

Good guy KC, taking one (literally) for the sport

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u/fm22fnam Ohio State • Tennessee 3d ago

Wait I love the Chiefs now

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u/World_2 Alabama Crimson Tide • Sewanee Tigers 3d ago

I am heavily impressed in Kiffin’s ability to make absolutely every living soul hate him before he’s even coached a game.

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u/j-rayko89 Virginia Tech Hokies 3d ago

I’m pretty sure a lot of people hated him long before he took the LSU job

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u/JayDeeLA /r/CFB 3d ago

When Al Davis calls you a liar and a con man...

You know you're an unbelievable asshole.

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u/MissileWaster Oklahoma Sooners 3d ago

Al Davis didn’t just call him a liar and a con man. Al Davis gave a whole ass presentation to the media about how much of a liar and con man Lane Kiffin is.

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u/TheWorstYear Ohio State • Cincinnati 3d ago

Tennessee's AD asked Kiffin's dad to calm Kiffin's shit down, & Kiffin was only there for a year.

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u/astrothemorkie LSU Tigers • USC Trojans 3d ago

I definitely did. He was a joke at USC

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u/Eaglethornsen Arizona State • Pac-12 Gone Dark 3d ago

Well he did get fired on the tarmac.

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u/VolatileFan Tennessee • Vanderbilt 3d ago

still haven’t felt schadenfreude like that since then

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u/LongestSprig South Carolina • Maryland 3d ago

His comeback makes me so sad.

Fucking bama.

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u/Insectshelf3 Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 3d ago

how do you feel now

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u/nobigdeal69 LSU Tigers 3d ago

He a douchebag, but he’s my douchebag now

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u/audirt Auburn Tigers • Memphis Tigers 3d ago

I used to say something similar about Calipari when he was at Memphis.

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u/Zero-Cool_ Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl 3d ago

Ok now we got a stew!! Honesty is refreshing.

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u/Gopokes34 Oklahoma State Cowboys 3d ago

There was a time period for him when I felt like this sub kinda liked him. Prob whenever he was at whatever Florida school it was.

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u/TheNainRouge /r/CFB 3d ago

At the Florida School he was up to hijinks but it was far enough off the radar to be funny not harmful. His time at Old Miss was kind of a PR reset for him. He was saying the right things pretending to be a better person, he had genuine good will. That he spent the last 9 months pouring gasoline on it all lighting a fire and then pissing on the ashes is kind of impressive. I have to wonder what the PR people he had around him before have to say about it all.

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u/Wired_112 Ole Miss Rebels • Alabama Crimson Tide 3d ago

The crazy thing is, he had widely repaired his imagine while in Oxford.. everyone saw the piece with him and MartySmith. I vividly remember fans from other schools saying they had changed their mind about him and liked him, wanted him to win etc..

Well here we are now lmao.

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u/Vincent_GambiniEsq Georgia • Georgia State 3d ago

It's wild, it's like he spent 6 years building a big ol' pile of goodwill, then looked at it and decided to see how much of it he could burn in the quickest time.

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u/katarh Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Donor 3d ago

You don't get golf balls and mustard thrown at you for being an all around swell guy that everyone loves.

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u/Knox102 Tennessee Volunteers 3d ago

I’m filling my mustard bottles with lead this year

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u/meodd8 Ohio State • Tennessee 3d ago

“You see, I was going to fill them with moonshine, but bird shot will have to do this year”

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u/darthlorgas 3d ago

100% he sold his soul. That's why, everyone is naturally repelled by the soulless.

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u/NewRefrigerator5693 Akron Zips 3d ago

He has perpetually done that, he has never shown loyalty to anybody but himself. We can all agree he’s a talented coach, doesn’t mean we all can’t also agree he’s a fucking prick.

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u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes 3d ago

He prolly sold his soul multiple times to various underworld deities only for them to later realize they got ripped off

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u/Soft_Serve_enjoyer11 3d ago

Cant sell what you never had

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u/Beautiful_Week_8183 Tennessee Volunteers 3d ago

Just joined late, what're we talking about?

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u/TJ_Will Tennessee • Colorado State 3d ago

The Vain Stain, Lane the Pain.

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u/astrothemorkie LSU Tigers • USC Trojans 3d ago

It’s still wild to me he went to Ole Miss’ second biggest rival

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u/Draxilar Ole Miss Rebels 3d ago

Someone asked me once who I hate more, LSU or State. I said State was just the “rival” but I hate LSU with every fiber of my being and State will never reach that level.

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u/WillyActual Ole Miss Rebels 3d ago

A win against LSU is sweeter than a win against State, but a loss to State is worse than a loss to LSU.

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u/theTIDEisRISING Alabama Crimson Tide • BCS Championship 3d ago

Exactly how we feel about Tennessee/Auburn

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u/Vincent_GambiniEsq Georgia • Georgia State 3d ago

This is Georgia's feelings re: Florida and tech, respectively.

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u/Insectshelf3 Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 3d ago

thank you for putting some respect on our century long, storied and violent rivalry with ole miss.

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u/Shot-Toe-2884 Iowa Hawkeyes • Northern Iowa Panthers 3d ago

before Ole Miss's playoff appearance no less. He actively possessed a CFP roster that got through the SEC conference schedule, and he still couldn't help but look for a way out.

Just a next level scumbag weasel.

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u/Draxilar Ole Miss Rebels 3d ago

The team was also extremely close to playing for the natty even after he bounced and threw the entire program into chaos. Imagine what that team does if they aren’t dealing with the off field circus. You can never convince me that Lane Kiffin didn’t blow up one of the best shots I have seen in my life for Ole Miss to stand on top of the entire pile at the end of season.

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u/Rotrus Ole Miss Rebels • Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

This is exactly why I have zero concerns about Pete as a head coach. Dude dealt with more chaos in three games than most coaches deal with in their entire careers

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u/TheBlueLot West Virginia Mountaineers • Hateful 8 3d ago

Doug, kick him off the tour!

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u/NetRealizableValue LSU Tigers 3d ago

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!!

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u/Wise-Iron8289 Florida Gators • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 3d ago

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??

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u/Late_Salamander_3212 3d ago

N..no!

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u/Money-Giraffe2521 Arizona Wildcats • Territorial Cup 3d ago

Yeah, right, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.

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u/buckeyebrain1969 Ohio State Buckeyes • Gallaudet Bison 3d ago

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard!!!

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u/Not_A_Spy_Trust_Me Indiana • Notre Dame 3d ago

Seeing your flair I thought you'd just ask them if they wanted to be your head coach. 

I seriously feel bad for LSU fans going from a likeable coach to the steaming piles of shit they've had since

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u/bogibso 3d ago

I saw two fat, naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex! How am I supposed to chip with that going on?

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u/dr_funk_13 Oregon Ducks • Big Ten 3d ago

Stay out of my way or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.

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u/Possible-Cheetah-703 3d ago

Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may! What'd ya say?

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u/Turkelton888 Northern Arizona • Florida St… 3d ago

SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL

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u/lostroadrunner22 Northern Arizona Lumberjacks 3d ago

Enjoy Troy away!!

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u/blatantninja Texas Longhorns • Slippery Rock The Rock 3d ago

LSU getting kicked out of the SEC would be wild.

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u/jamnewton22 Auburn Tigers • UCF Knights 3d ago

Bring back Tulane

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u/greennurse61 South Carolina • Ohio State 3d ago

Why not Sewanee?

And my stupid iPhone kept changing that to sewage. 

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u/JeffGoldblumsChest Florida Gators • Billable Hours 3d ago

Tech needs to come home, if only because Athens will go nuclear

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u/greennurse61 South Carolina • Ohio State 3d ago

My dream is that the ACC gets disbanded so GT comes home and Clemson and UNC have to quit football. 

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u/ugafan2148 Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 3d ago

Nah it’d be electric

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u/DanPlainviewIV Texas Tech Red Raiders • Hateful 8 3d ago

THE School of the South

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u/VolatileFan Tennessee • Vanderbilt 3d ago

New Orleans >>>>> Baton Rouge

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u/buttscarltoniv LSU Tigers • Louisiana Tech Bulldogs 3d ago

tbf that's like saying prime steak is better than some tofu meat substitute.

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u/Flashy-Specific-4083 Illinois Fighting Illini 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’m just curious if the Big 12 or ACC would scramble for LSU or if they’d get an NCAA-wide shunning. I would imagine that if LSU got officially booted 8 am tomorrow morning they’d have a 2027 invite by noon

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u/KingKliffsbury Texas Tech Red Raiders • Orange Bowl 3d ago

Which is why we will never see anything like that.

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u/sam-greene Oklahoma Sooners 3d ago

“Let’s kick out one of our biggest moneymakers”

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u/Sir_Auron Florida Gators • ETSU Buccaneers 3d ago

Is this LSU talking about the children's hospital?

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u/John_B_McLemore Princeton Tigers • SEC 3d ago

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

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u/KIAatVerdun Auburn Tigers 3d ago

LSU gets kicked out of the SEC and we re-admit Tulane.

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u/Expensive_Team_5072 Syracuse Orange 3d ago

Meanwhile... Florida State is doing a birds of paradise mating dance in Birmingham.... as if anyone would possibly forget that they are willing/available.

That being said... swapping LSU for FSU for the SEC/ACC would be an interesting twist....

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u/ImJLu California • Ohio State 3d ago

??

LSU isn't on the Atlantic coast. How would that make sense?

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u/mistgl Florida Gators • UCF Knights 3d ago

Silly, it is the All Coast Conference.

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u/Dreggan Nebraska Cornhuskers • UNLV Rebels 3d ago

Makes as much sense as Oklahoma and Missouri in the South East conference?

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u/IMakeBaconAtHome Rutgers Scarlet Knights 3d ago

They are each south and east of somewhere

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u/mike_rotch22 Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 3d ago

The really funny part was Mizzou being in the SEC East despite being further west than just about every team in the West besides Arkansas and Texas A&M. Reminded me a bit of the old MLB standings when the Cardinals and Cubs were in the East division while the Reds and Braves were in the West.

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u/ImJLu California • Ohio State 3d ago

It's just a gag about Cal/Stanford/SMU in the ACC tbh

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u/wareagle2009-20013 Auburn Tigers 3d ago

Naw. Bring Georgia Tech back. An annual rivalry btw them and Vandy for the best nerd school would legendary

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u/Restryz Alabama Crimson Tide 3d ago

You say that but during Bryant's tenure GT and Bama HATED each other and iirc their beef with Bama was part of why they left (which is weird to think of now). I honestly wouldn't mind seeing if we could get that fired back up.

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u/AngriestCheesecake Texas A&M • Georgia Tech 3d ago

👀

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u/Microplasticsharts Clemson Tigers • Palmetto Bowl 3d ago

I think the SEC bylaws say the replacement team must have a Tiger mascot and a stadium nicknamed Death Valley.  Good lucking finding one of those….

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u/Dr_MJI Ole Miss Rebels 3d ago

Tulane > One Lane

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u/Notext2 SMU Mustangs • Billable Hours 3d ago

New conference with LSU and Tech. Like the evil version of the Pac-2.

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u/jamnewton22 Auburn Tigers • UCF Knights 3d ago

All this for a fucking tight end?

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u/Patrick2701 Notre Dame • North Central (IL) 3d ago

Lane Kiffin will burn bridges that didn’t even existed

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u/VoarTok Houston Cougars 3d ago

New I10 bridge in Lake Charles gonna be collateral damage.

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u/greennurse61 South Carolina • Ohio State 3d ago

Fortunately, it doesn't have too far to fall, unlike Kiffen's career. 

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u/griffinhamilton Southern Miss Golden Eagles • LSU Tigers 3d ago

I’m taking 210 fuck that bridge, plus you get to see something that isn’t the ghetto or an industrial sunset

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u/TheSwitchler 3d ago

Dude is such a little shit weasel

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u/jackimus_prime Auburn Tigers • Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Kiffin strikes me as a “fine me $100 and I’ll gladly spend $1,000 on lawyers fighting it” kinda guy.

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u/Crewman_Guy_Fleegman Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

This is college football. It’s more like “fine me $100 and you’ll spend $1000 on lawyers trying to get me to pay and I won’t.”

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u/Ok_Chipmunk_6059 Florida Gators 3d ago

I mean we’ve all all done some crazy things for a tight end. Especially fucking one 

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u/Zero-Cool_ Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl 3d ago

Brother......the effect of a good tight end MUST not be understated.

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u/Necessary-Post-953 Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 3d ago

Indeed Lane has been chasing tight ends for a long time 

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u/CountryAsACoonDog13 LSU Tigers • Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns 3d ago

Back up tight end, at that

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u/Gabriels_Pies LSU Tigers 3d ago

In all seriousness the tight end isn't the issue, it's jack pyburn. The tight end will probably play to block or 2 tight end sets and that's it. Jack pyburn on the other had was pretty good and will get the start. He is the most problematic of these returnees if he does return.

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u/fuxicles Florida Gators • Florida Cup 3d ago

think the chiefs claimed him ... who knew Lane Kiffin would be recruiting against Andy Reid.

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u/Gabriels_Pies LSU Tigers 3d ago

Good. I honestly thing LSU might let this pass if Jack is not on the table.

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u/chaser676 Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl 3d ago

He's claimed off waivers, so no go

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u/Gabriels_Pies LSU Tigers 3d ago

Good. I honestly think (hope) LSU just lets this pass if he's not on the table.

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u/SouthCopy8453 3d ago

Chiefs just claimed him

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u/bobboman Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Whitewa… 3d ago

I always felt this was going to be the end result of NIL

When the money became life-changing, the bad actors were going to come out, why fight for a roster spot in the NFL when you’re marginal player when you can go back to college be an impact player and make a couple hundred thousand dollars or more

NIL for all the good it’s done for the players is the worst thing to happen to college football as a whole

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u/Flaky_Thing_5128 Arkansas Razorbacks 3d ago

Looking forward to 2036 when every playoff team has a roster full of 30 year old guys who are still "student" athletes.

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u/fcocyclone Iowa State Cyclones • Marching Band 3d ago

Its why as much as people dog on the NCAA for refusing to give an inch on it, its obvious why they didn't.

The second they gave an inch, the dam was going to break. One person would sue to make the crack a little bit wider, then another, then another. Once "amateurism" was gone, everything starts running up against labor law and without congressional intervention (which is itself a shitshow) there's no way most of the rules that we know surrounding eligibility don't get torched.

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u/StreetReporter Clemson Tigers • Cheez-It Bowl 3d ago

Yall ever seen the Looney Tunes clip where Bugs saws off Florida and sets it adrift at sea? We should do that with the state of Louisiana

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u/DokterZ Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Steve… 3d ago

You’re going to need a jigsaw to make sure you get all of it.

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u/LongestSprig South Carolina • Maryland 3d ago

It'll be easier just to sink it anyways.

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u/Crying_in_99Ranch LSU Tigers 3d ago

You won't need to. Just wait 100 years and it'll all be eroded away naturally

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u/noletiger LSU Tigers • Florida State Seminoles 3d ago

Nah once you get to around Alexandria there's some real rock. That said once the state has only Alexandria, Shreveport, and Monroe left for significant metros you should probably just put it out of its misery.

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u/Fantuckingtastic LSU Tigers • Corndog 3d ago

It’s for the best, honestly

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u/themattboard Virginia Tech • Old Dominion 3d ago

I'm down with including Florida too

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u/c-papi South Carolina Gamecocks 3d ago

Can we somehow do that to Clemson 

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u/TheSwitchler 3d ago

I mean Florida can go too

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u/PersonalAmbassador Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

can we keep New Orleans?

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u/Moose4KU Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks 3d ago

None of these things will happen.

Makes for a good headline though

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u/Prinzlerr North Carolina Tar Heels 3d ago

SEC school leaders exploring possible extreme steps over LSU's plan to sign former pro athletes, including dismantling the Treaty of Versailles, imminent nuclear war, and statewide LEGO bans 

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u/Ruger_Booger NC State Wolfpack 3d ago

The LEGO bans will never happen. Total clickbait.

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u/MuldartheGreat LSU Tigers • USC Trojans 3d ago

There will be riots if it does come to pass

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u/dianeblackeatsass Tennessee Volunteers 3d ago

Duplo sends its regards

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u/Okiegolfer Oklahoma Sooners • /r/CFB Donor 3d ago

BREAKING: SEC to sell Louisiana Purchase back to France; proceeds to be dispersed via rev share to conference members.

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u/A-Centrifugal-Force 3d ago

Crazy enough, the Louisiana purchase adjusted for inflation is less than 1 year of the SEC’s current media rights deal

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u/Chumlee1917 Utah Utes 3d ago

Utah: *Pops up* DID SOMEONE STAY STEAL LEGOS FROM CANCER PATIENTS!?

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u/dianeblackeatsass Tennessee Volunteers 3d ago edited 3d ago

Rule 1: Never doubt the possibility of a lawsuit in CFB

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u/Rotrus Ole Miss Rebels • Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

I think the federal lawsuit has a good chance of happening tbh. It’ll be similar the Big 12’s

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u/Tarmacked USC Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide 3d ago

This is a conference bylaws issue so... they will likely attempt to enforce it aggressively

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u/I_TMAC Tennessee Tech Golden Eagles 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ole Miss, A&M, UK, Auburn, Bama, Tenn, Texas, Ark, AND Miss St can simply say “do this, and we aren’t playing you this year.” Like every Big 12 team did to Texas Tech, and you’d see a MAJOR back-peddle.

The issue is that it’s millions lost in revenue and there’s no way in hell the corporate sponsors would allow them to do that.

It’s pretty friggin simple solution to fix.

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u/SirMellencamp Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff 3d ago

Threatening not to play them is the trump card if you want to go that route. You cant force a team to play you.

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u/Flashy-Specific-4083 Illinois Fighting Illini 3d ago

I’m just curious, is that a forfeit win and would they be allowed to win the SEC with nine forfeit wins? My brain is just trying to dig through outcomes if this actually happened

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u/Excellent-Gur-8547 Vanderbilt Commodores • Penn Quakers 3d ago

I mean, there's no scenario where it gets to that point, there'd be so much lost revenue for the conference as a whole that they'd reach a solution of some kind after a game or two, but this is kind of wild to think about.

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u/C0N_QUES0 Mississippi State Bulldogs 3d ago

Heyyy, we play them too

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u/I_TMAC Tennessee Tech Golden Eagles 3d ago

Sorry, I’ll add ya’ll!

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u/MisguidedPants8 Mississippi State Bulldogs 3d ago

It’s okay, we like to forget we play football too

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u/whatifevery1wascalm Alabama Crimson Tide • Iowa Hawkeyes 3d ago

>Over the last 36-48 hours, increasing conversations among 15 school executives — sans LSU — signal a certain aggressive approach.

Glad he pointed out it was LSU and not Arkansas /s

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u/LeeNorthbrook Ohio State Buckeyes • Utah Utes 3d ago

Go ahead, toss Missouri from the SEC.

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u/Pengland007 Missouri Tigers 3d ago

I miss the Big 8/Big 12 days.

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u/Square_Geologist_346 Texas A&M Aggies 3d ago

Look guys, regardless of the chance, regardless of reasoning, regardless of whether or not it’s the right decision and regardless of anything else, wouldn’t this be the funniest outcome?

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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Lane Kiffin torpedoing LSU out of the SEC before finishing his first season would be the most hilarious thing to tell an Ole Miss fan in January of this year.

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u/Square_Geologist_346 Texas A&M Aggies 3d ago

That’s exactly what I’m saying. Everytime it’s brought up everyone dogs on how stupid it is, can’t you just let a man dream of the chaos?

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u/Rich1926 Alabama • Jacksonville State 3d ago

May Louisianas tea always be unsweetened

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u/neovenator250 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 3d ago

Jokes on you, I prefer it that way. I also prefer to not bring these players in, but that's a different story.

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u/Rich1926 Alabama • Jacksonville State 3d ago

A WITCH!!! BURN THIS WITCH AT THE STAKE!!!

/s

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u/Jyingling21 Appalachian State • Penn State 3d ago

Lmao imagine if they get the full Texas Tech treatment

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u/MarbleDesperado Tennessee Volunteers • Beer Barrel 3d ago

So far, public shaming and bullying has proven to be the only effective method of enforcement.

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u/L5ut1ger 3d ago

This will only happen this year, right? Because the five in five years rule being passed?

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u/DodgerCoug BYU Cougars • LSU Tigers 3d ago

Dude I don’t even know what kick offs are going to look like this year. (New NFL style or traditional)

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u/stringfellow-hawke 3d ago

Missouri will never recover from this.

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u/Better_Goose_431 Illinois Fighting Illini 3d ago

If the judge grants the injunction on Thursday, I don’t see what the SEC can actually do

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u/Cute_Victory_356 Ole Miss Rebels 3d ago

Take it to federal court, which is likely what will happen

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u/colonel750 Oklahoma State • /r/CFB Award F… 3d ago

File an expedited appeal of the injunction, which is typically where these things have been overturned anyway.

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u/AnonThrowAway072023 3d ago

Big 12 gave you the blueprints this summer, idiots

Sue in federal court

so the shitty local district judges in Louisiana can get fucked

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u/retailhusk Georgia Bulldogs • UCF Knights 3d ago

Will LSU get booted from the SEC? No, probably not. Would it be really really really funny? Oh yes absolutely

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u/laxintx Texas A&M Aggies 3d ago

A competition boycott would be hilarious.

"Oh, you have to have all your home games be at night? Well guess what, now you get no games."

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u/Luvyablue99 Alabama Crimson Tide • Chattanooga Mocs 3d ago

Welcome back sewanee!

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u/Evtona500 Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago

LSU and Texas Tech should merge programs.

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u/DaBigJMoney Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

That Lane just always makes friends everywhere he goes.

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u/Ifinishfast42 Arizona Wildcats • Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago

LSU out here saving Texas Tech

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u/Brian_Kellys_Visor LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 3d ago

This is literally ruining the sport. I don't mean that figuratively.

I care a whole lot less about LSU than I ever have before. Why? Because I'm not invested in the players anymore. I don't know who is on my team anymore because they transfer in, spend a year here and get drafted or they transfer out.

There's no sense of connection. The players aren't connected to the fans and I them. This sucks. The SEC shorts video was very demonstrative of this.

There just needs to be a minor NFL league formed and they just pay the school for their "NIL". Let LSU sports go back to normal and let the administration get compensated by the Baton Rouge - saints minor league team to be called the LSU tigers. It sucks, but this is where consumerism has led us.

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u/Even-Physics823 3d ago

CFB has been dead since 2023, everyone is just realizing it at different times

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u/tbrock92 Arizona Wildcats • Pac-12 Network 3d ago

MIZZOU IS GOING TO PAY FOR LSU’S TOMFOOLERY

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u/BigCrip Ole Miss Rebels • Texas Longhorns 3d ago

If Clemson somehow beats LSU this weekend any Clemson fans who come to Austin can stay at my downtown condo for free. I only have two bedrooms though and one of them is my office so you might have to share the bed with me

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u/griffinhamilton Southern Miss Golden Eagles • LSU Tigers 3d ago

Now I hope we lose so you can get laid or whatever

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u/RedDirtSport_ Oklahoma • Red River Shootout 3d ago

Id like to be the first to welcome Tulane back home.

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u/ChillnShill Oklahoma Sooners 3d ago

If you’re this desperate to sign these players your team must be absolute shit

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u/admiraltarkin Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 3d ago

I think we should nuke Baton Rouge

And Austin for good measure, but not Waco as that would improve the city

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u/Chamrox LSU Tigers • McNeese Cowboys 3d ago

Fun!

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u/crf3rd Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago

Kiffin feels better because he got an answer from the locker room where no one was going to say no to his face.

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u/DCAbloob Penn State Nittany Lions • Navy Midshipmen 3d ago edited 3d ago

Anyone can talk about what they say they could do, I won't believe it until I actually see them do it.

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u/dxdrummer Oregon State Beavers • Florida Gators 3d ago

I hear the Pac-12 is accepting applications LSU

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u/withmuchtolearn Florida Gators 3d ago edited 3d ago

Texas Tech fans, looks like you're off the hook!

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u/SUBLIMEskillz Florida Gators 3d ago

Yes, all of this please