r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Pleasant_Ball3192 • 2d ago

TikTok Tuesday One hopes that they don't recall the air

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u/Multilnsight 2d ago

"Updated news report: 'air is now polluted and dangerous to eat and inhale. You will die.'"

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u/Diva_of_Disgust 2d ago

Me with my already disordered eating habits looking around at all the food that's not safe to eat...

https://giphy.com/gifs/G4Ihli2UThrBS

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u/gigismother 2d ago

as someone who used to struggle so bad w this, I SEE YOU, FRIEND. I hope youre taking care of yourself during this time. its so scary out here lately

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u/Diva_of_Disgust 2d ago

WE GOT THIS (maybe idk everything is fucked lmao)

https://giphy.com/gifs/gnXG2hODaCOru

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u/gigismother 1d ago

no we do got this😭 if our ancestors can survive what they did, we can too. im rooting for you, friend🫂🫂🫂🫂💛💛

eta: also thank u sm cuz I needed the hugs fr

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u/Erroneousness 2d ago

What's gonna happen when we eat all the air.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7GrXsAxDFaEbL1v17h

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u/JPMoney81 2d ago

Nice shirt.

Tim-oh-thee?

Pre-sent!

THANK YOU!

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u/MajorPaper4169 2d ago

At this rate, we’d better learn photosynthesis.

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u/paradajz666 2d ago

With so much pollution, do you think air is safe?

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 2d ago

I need that shirt lol…everyone calls me ayayron after key and peele

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u/strange1738 2d ago

Is that a gas stove? Smh

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u/eat_ur_prpduce 2d ago

No one lives forever, at least with fried chicken you live happy

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u/Ok-Article-7643 2d ago

me watching him burn the last bit air...knowing I'm not going back to the store 😔

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u/Vulstagg 2d ago

That's not even safe to eat. You are scraping the pan too much

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u/_dauntless 1d ago

The sizzling sounds like you're using oil, you sure that's safe??

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u/petewondrstone 1d ago

Air is hella toxic

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u/Wyden_long 2d ago

“We’re seeing if we can make cancer contagious and airborne.”

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u/Jazzycoyote 2d ago

Meanwhile, I'm eating the same diet of fish, kale, green beans, baguette and cheese that I've been eating all year.

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u/Doppelthedh 2d ago

8 months of that and i'd be risking the salmonella

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u/macbackatitagain 2d ago

I'm out of the loop. What is happening in the US?

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u/YungRik666 1d ago

They deregulated a bunch of stuff because the FDA is ran by a guy who had a brain parasite and thinks scientists are conspiring to make everyone autistic. The deregulations mean that food production isn't being inspected as thoroughly/often, so foods are being contaminated or they're just bad and being sold. This is also affecting the medical industry, because its the same guy RFK. IV bags were recently recalled because they had fiberglass in them. Idk what the fuck fiberglass is doing anywhere near saltwater for our bodies, but here we are.

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u/Sempai6969 2d ago

I'm here for a good time, not a long time. I can eat as healthy as I can and still die of a car accident on my my to the gym. Now let me get a number 4 with a diet Coke.

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u/Buddhamom81 2d ago

Unironically, they just announced Tofu is unsafe to eat.

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u/charszb 2d ago

thank you, mr trump. i feel fool already.

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u/Timmytanks40 ☑️ 2d ago

Broski too big to land the joke.

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u/covidlung 2d ago

His big back could take a few days off from eating

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u/Glittering-Trick-420 1d ago

as a current big back, that doesn't have the effect you think it does lol 😆

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u/covidlung 1d ago

I've been big backed and a week of fasting did me good. Pushing through hunger pangs changes your perspective on food and makes you grow accustomed to the discomfort of hunger.

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u/Glittering-Trick-420 1d ago

ehhh it can back fire though and cause the person to binge eat though. The true growth is getting a better relationship with food and that's not done through avoidance. At least in my case complete avoidance never helped me. Learning which foods to eat and giving your body what it needs (and not what you want) is the way to go.