r/AskReddit 12h ago

What's the sickest you've ever been in your life?

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u/enjoycwars 7h ago

Fuck. Im sorry man but I wish I could have stopped learning English 24 years ago because wtf did I just read.

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u/Thr0waw4y_14 5h ago

It's my fault for having eyes

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u/Free_Byrd6969 4h ago

This is a side effect of chronic constipation. It will eventually come out, not before straining on the toilet no less than one hour minimum. Just work a millimeter out at a time. I'm like who the fuck else has turds with arms, legs and a head? Those are better than the perfectly round softball sized ones tho. You feel totally relieved and violated for hours after.