This is a side effect of chronic constipation. It will eventually come out, not before straining on the toilet no less than one hour minimum. Just work a millimeter out at a time. I'm like who the fuck else has turds with arms, legs and a head? Those are better than the perfectly round softball sized ones tho. You feel totally relieved and violated for hours after.
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u/enjoycwars 7h ago
Fuck. Im sorry man but I wish I could have stopped learning English 24 years ago because wtf did I just read.