r/AskReddit • u/AlarmedObjective1492 • 12h ago

What's the sickest you've ever been in your life?

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u/ShinxAndMoon 10h ago

A few years ago,I ordered something from a fast food joint. Pasta with chicken, broccoli and hollandaise sauce. Well,I guess the salmonella were from the sauce..got really bad stomach cramps, sweating,and what came out of me was turquoise.

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u/JayVeeRBC 9h ago

Sometimes I think maybe my diet of mostly potatoes is too restrictive, then I read something like this and wish I didn't have eyes.

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u/heatherledge 9h ago

Throwing up brocoli is like throwing up bugs. I had a bug or food poisoning (the only time I’ve slept in my bathroom) and I just remember millions of individual brocoli pieces looking like fruit flies.

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u/Free_Byrd6969 4h ago

😭😭😭 Yet another reason to not eat that stinking green shit.

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u/Free_Byrd6969 4h ago

😅😅😅👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻