While riding a skateboard and you Ollie (jump with skateboard attached to feet, through friction of the sandpaper "grip tape" and the curved design of the board) and kick your foot out to the front side and the board does a 360° rotation along the x-axis (is that right?) and you catch the board with your feet and land rolling away.
It's a trick I cannot do.
Invented by Rodney Mullen, the grandfather of street skateboarding. Literally tho, if you want to see a God ride a skateboard, look up Rodney Mullen highlights.
Just a dumb take on an even dumber joke: Reddit asshole chuds saying "I too choose this guy's wife" (thinking it's funny) literally any time any redditor mentions their wife.
Example: Topic - what would you do if you had 5 minutes left to live. Random redditor leaving a comment: (following some previous commentor saying "I'd spend my last moments holding my wife.") I too choose this guy's wife.
In my comment I wasn't choosing the wife per se, but the opportunity to kick flip over her. Realistically, I cannot kick flip, thus I felt my joke was funny bc it leaves the result of the literal saying up to interpretation, presumably a non-sexual encounter with some dude's wife. The premise of mine being non-sexual, unlike the asshole chuds making essentially a rape joke. 😒
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u/ScreechUrkelle 11h ago edited 11h ago
I too landed this guys kickflip in front of his wife