r/AskReddit 12h ago

What's the sickest you've ever been in your life?

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u/SpiteSalty1247 12h ago

When I landed a kickflip in front of my crush in 5th grade

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u/LiamLikeNeeson89 11h ago

Was there. Pretty sick

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u/ScreechUrkelle 11h ago edited 11h ago

I too landed this guys kickflip in front of his wife

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 11h ago

I too choose to kick flip over this guy's wife (I can't kick flip)

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe7802 11h ago

wait so did the kick flip actually happen or nah

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u/allmykitlets 10h ago

I don't even know what a kick flip is.

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u/HardTruthFacts 9h ago

It’s when you

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u/Tubamajuba 9h ago

Username checks out

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 8h ago

While riding a skateboard and you Ollie (jump with skateboard attached to feet, through friction of the sandpaper "grip tape" and the curved design of the board) and kick your foot out to the front side and the board does a 360° rotation along the x-axis (is that right?) and you catch the board with your feet and land rolling away.

It's a trick I cannot do.

Invented by Rodney Mullen, the grandfather of street skateboarding. Literally tho, if you want to see a God ride a skateboard, look up Rodney Mullen highlights.

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u/ScreechUrkelle 1h ago

This guy skates

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u/immoloism 11h ago

Well that guy's wife was alive before the infamous kickflip accident.

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u/HannahMayberry 9h ago

?

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 8h ago edited 8h ago

Just a dumb take on an even dumber joke: Reddit asshole chuds saying "I too choose this guy's wife" (thinking it's funny) literally any time any redditor mentions their wife.

Example: Topic - what would you do if you had 5 minutes left to live. Random redditor leaving a comment: (following some previous commentor saying "I'd spend my last moments holding my wife.") I too choose this guy's wife.

In my comment I wasn't choosing the wife per se, but the opportunity to kick flip over her. Realistically, I cannot kick flip, thus I felt my joke was funny bc it leaves the result of the literal saying up to interpretation, presumably a non-sexual encounter with some dude's wife. The premise of mine being non-sexual, unlike the asshole chuds making essentially a rape joke. 😒

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u/waznikg 8h ago

And my axe

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u/marindoom 4h ago

I kickflipped this guys wife in front of 5th grade

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u/FragrantExcitement 11h ago

Did insurance cover?

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u/SprintVocable 9h ago

The confidence boost from one successful trick in front of your crush was unmatched.

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u/KindaOkAccountant 11h ago

A+ answer 😂

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 11h ago

Observations= Your kid is pretty sick, ma'am/sir, he has a great future ahead of him.

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u/paraworldblue 11h ago

Straight up ILL, duderino

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u/AgreeableTale630 10h ago

Aw, I haven’t heard anyone call anything ill since the early 2000’s. Awesome.

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u/mashedpotaterbowl 9h ago

I am “chronically ill” and always say I’m ill, not sick

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u/Lemazze 11h ago

Filthy

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u/ermahgerd696 11h ago

Siiiiick

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u/Prize-History-9510 11h ago

Siiiiick ass foo

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u/Cabbage_Pizza 9h ago

Pretty much a copy of the top answer to this same question a couple of weeks back. Anything to get that good Karma I guess

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u/magicted43 10h ago

When I rail slid a 12 stair handrail and stuck it! Second was jumped a 35 foot cliff at Vail. Landed and then went off a kicker right under the chairlift and landed a frontside 540. I was sick both times!

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u/Driller_Happy 9h ago

It was legitness

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u/Difficult_Narwhal_72 11h ago

I hope it was switch!?

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u/lepchaun415 11h ago

Siiiiiiiiick!!!!

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u/EeyoreApproves 10h ago

That is sick.

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u/riverdappleXD 10h ago

and you've been chasing that high ever since

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u/Advanced_Caramel_664 10h ago

Siiiiick duuuude! 🤜🤛

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u/Motor_Inspector_1085 10h ago

Dang dude. That is sick!

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u/anarkistattack 10h ago

What happened next?

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u/SpiteSalty1247 9h ago

Everyone clapped

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u/BeefyQueefyCletus 9h ago

Christ, leave some pussy for the rest of us.

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u/YungNarvy 9h ago

Pretty sick.

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u/ptapobane 8h ago edited 7h ago

I helped a kid in my class catch a moltres with a single regular pokeball during recess, I think that was when I peaked and it's been all down hill since then

Edit: it was at full HP too

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u/SouthernZorro 8h ago

Siiiiiiiiiiick

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u/Antique-Parsnip-2543 7h ago

The definition of sick, according to every 5th grader.

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u/Dear-Post-6048 7h ago

That’s the kind of sick that actually matters in 5th grade.

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u/mobfather 10h ago

This is clearly Tony Hawks alt account.

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u/BoogieKnights9 9h ago

So are you saying "sick" is a good thing and not related to health?

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u/HannahMayberry 9h ago

What’s a kick flip?

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u/CannibalAnn 9h ago

How long have yall been married?

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u/SpiteSalty1247 9h ago

She got the ick now she’s just somebody that i used to know

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u/CannibalAnn 9h ago

I shall do the dance of the millennial people to this song. Cheers my friend

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u/Quietbricks 9h ago

Wicked sick bra.

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u/Nearby_Belt9997 8h ago

Most perfect answer

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u/colinisthereason 8h ago

And on that day, the OTPHJ was born...

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u/Herry_Up 7h ago

Swoooooon

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u/AdvisorHorror9659 7h ago

That one kickflip probably had you feeling like Tony Hawk for the rest of the week

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u/MauPow 5h ago

Brooooooo

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u/Responsible-Drag-440 4h ago

That day you were...Fully sick.

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 4h ago

fuckin sick bro

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u/Willing-Bad-8919 2h ago

Typa shi that will decide who gets the chick in 5th grade

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u/11lpfjkt11 2h ago

Doctor said I’m sick. I said tru

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u/TrumpsDoubleChin 8h ago

Peaked in 5th grade?

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u/SpiteSalty1247 8h ago

Yup. It was all downhill from there.. never been able to hit that high since. Forever chasing the dragon 🐉