r/worldnews • u/ArgentineBeauty • 21h ago

Russia/Ukraine ‘We Were Mistaken’: Putin Admits Russia Was Unprepared for Ukrainian Strikes on Oil Refineries

https://www.kyivpost.com/post/83674
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u/inspirationalSloth 17h ago

He did but he has dementia so he is colouring on the walls again. Something about building the wall it will be yuge and it will be called the Great freedom Wall of America

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u/Bananaland_Man 17h ago

And the Gulf of America, and Lake America, and, possibly in the future, the Great Ocean of America (he literally "joked" about renaming the Atlantic ocean)

This timeline is a joke, I just hope I'm alive long enough to see the time where we're laughing about how stupid things were "back in the mid 2020's"

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u/Delimeme 15h ago

I hope we can laugh too, but I’m worried we’re too far gone for it to turn around into mockery at a wide scale. Or if it does, that it’ll be useless speech on corporatized social media platforms, not institutionally backed places like schools. Lord help us all. My optimism tanks are running reaaally low

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u/Antraxess 8h ago

People are going to get really fucking serious when the heatwave and price of food hit. These GOP and oligarchs are not prepared.

Their control is an illusion that they themselves have bought into

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u/ConcentrateKlutzy879 7h ago

As bad as y'all say or think it's been under the Orange Man, imagine how over this country would be had Kamaltoe won! 🤮😳😱

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u/Shalea68 15h ago

Don't forget Greenland. He'll call it Americaland or something like that. He's like a dog pissing on everything to claim its territory. Except, dogs are closer to being human than he will ever be.

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u/Bananaland_Man 14h ago

and Puerto America, and Americuba, and Amerizuela...

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u/New_Series3209 10h ago

Atp let’s rename USA the united joke of America

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u/Bananaland_Man 9h ago

I hate how much I'd prefer to take this over other nonsense happening.

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u/CicadaFit9756 9h ago edited 9h ago

Trumpty Dumpty "forgets" (as if this "dumba$$" ever learned it in the first place [lest we forget, he ranked as one of the worst students in his graduating classes!]) that all the continents on this side of the globe already have "America" in their names (North, Middle & South America!)

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u/RealOrangeKoi 7h ago

The first day in office of the next prez, they sure as shit better undo the gulf of america and lake america bs. (I know it was just a shit attempt at a distraction and to piss people off, but it just makes us look bad)

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u/No_Ninja2180 9h ago

Atlantic?!? Come on, you know he’ll target the biggest, deepest, and most greatest ocean…the Pacific.

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u/Bananaland_Man 5h ago

not gonna lie, I went back to relisten to his "joke" and he said "pacific or Atlantic or maybe both of them, who knows" or something like that... wild after renaming gulf of Mexico and lake Ontario and wanting to take Canada, Venezuela, Puerto Rico, Greenland..

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u/oface1 7h ago

“ The Orange Days “….. that’s what I’m going to tell my grands and great grands what this timeline was.

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u/QwipQwop_007 5h ago

And the Trump Strait instead of the Hormuz Strait (not Strait of Hormuz)

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u/DoomKayKay 5h ago

The real planets name, we're living on, is America, didn't you know?

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u/ReignbowBlack 2h ago

Sadly I don't think we will last that long. With everything that's going on. I agree about this timeline, now they turned off cern for reprogrammed notice time is going back to being slow and it's getting darker earlier than usual? What is cern doing now. Also I thought we were going to drill oil over here.

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u/zerothreeonethree 2h ago

I hope I'm alive then too but I won't be laughing at anything that's causing millions of people so much suffering. Think about the Holocaust. Treat all misery the same way. Don't laugh at it.

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u/CannedHeat2828 8h ago

Im still laughing about the dementia comment above. Biden didnt even know he was President a week after he left office, but Orange Man has lost his faculties? Classic.

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 14h ago

colouring the walls

With his own fucking faeces. He’s a contemptible little shit.

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u/inspirationalSloth 11h ago

It’s bold of you to assume his shits are solid enough to colour the walls

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 10h ago

solid

Diarrhea is literally watercolours for schizos

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u/Bananaland_Man 9h ago

i hear he's bigger than a little shit... xD those videos of people's faces near him...

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u/No-Feedback-221 7h ago

I laughed at “yuge”. That’s exactly how he says it

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u/Aldo_says 14h ago

Meanwhile google and Tim Apple will latch onto it like their billions depended on public opinion.

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u/Dubalubawubwub 10h ago

Someone should take the paint off of him... ohhhhh... that's not paint...