r/mildlyinteresting • u/urosrgn • 6h ago

My patient’s urine was bright green today.

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u/cassbiz 5h ago

I worked for the army national guards ASAP program—they did all the drug testing for the guard. I’ve seen purple pee. Some of the supplements these guys take turn pee wild colors lol

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 4h ago

Maybe they found new places to stick the crayons into?

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u/TaylorBitMe 3h ago

I guarantee they've already put the crayons in there. Check the nursing sub

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u/Charming-Border7429 3h ago

Man, I hated piss day. Once a month, random + suspected drug users would get a call or a knock on their door that they had to report to the HHC CQ desk within 30 minutes for a piss test.

I would have to watch these guys piss before taking the sample, adding a sticker, and holding it while they signed it. The lowest-ranking guy in S2 got some shit detail.