r/mildlyinteresting 6h ago

My patient’s urine was bright green today.

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u/urosrgn 5h ago

No. I was excited and washed my hands thoroughly afterwards. But you are correct. Wasn’t my most hygienic moment.

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u/Gripping_Touch 4h ago

The mental image of going to the doctor for a urine sample and the urologist being excited about the sample like a kid on Christmas is so funny to me 

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u/Lolseabass 3h ago

All doctors get exited with random body stuff.

In sure infectious dieseas doctors must get exited when bubonic plague comes through.

As a person with a bleeding disorder one time o had a bleed in my elbow joint. Since they had me on a bed in the hallway all the young doctors came by to see what an internal joint bleed looks like.

Also what is required to attend to a hemophiliac because they all assumed one paper cut I’m dead. They had my pain treated with morphine so I told the doctor I’ll answer any questions.

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u/mermermerk 3h ago

I have a rare neuromuscular disease that has a very particular EMG pattern. The first time I got hospitalised with it, the doctor got so excited she called up a whole group of medical students to show them that pattern (and me). Apparently, I was only the second ever patient of that hospital to have this disease (as far as the doctor remembered). I was glad I could help, lol

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u/surlesvagues 2h ago

I had Stevens-Johnson Syndrome when I was 20 years old. It’s super rare (affects less than 1% of the population) and potentially fatal. Anyways, I went to the ER and a TON of doctors, nurses, medical students etc., asked to see me because they’d heard about it in class, but had never seen it in person.

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u/JunohCat 3h ago

i work ems and most of my coworkers refuse to look at certain things when a patient offers to show. I'm all for it, "sure I'll look at the crazy growth on your chocolate starfish!" "you had a blue bowel movement? did you flush it yet!?"

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u/AZ7898643742 2h ago

I was looked at with that kind of attention at a public dental hospital, because I naturally lack some teeth. It's hereditary, and my brother lacks the same ones, so we keep the baby teeth in those places throughout adulthood.

Later on, I found a paper stating that it's the next step in the evolution. Since we eat softer foods, we need weaker and smaller jaws, and consequently fewer adult teeth. The lack of teeth is correlated with smaller faces.

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u/I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE 2h ago

The DMV got excited because my brith certificate was printed on patterned paper.

It's the little things

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u/HakimeHomewreckru 1h ago

Does the urologist really handle piss? I thought it would be nurses and labtechs handling the actual piss, not the urologist who just ordered the test.

My partner is a labtech and she tells me all these stories about disgusting pee samples all the time.

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u/terrany 5h ago

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u/Cultural-Capital-942 4h ago edited 3h ago

With that face, do you know that diabetes mellitus has "mellitus" in name, that is "good tasting". That's because they used to taste the piss. And now you are making that face because someone is only holding the container, with their hands.

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u/enter_nam 4h ago

Small correction, "mellitus" means "sweet like honey". "Mel" is latin for honey.

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u/Gullible-Hose4180 51m ago

Yeah, the correct term would be pissus delicius /s

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u/andhe96 4h ago

Yeah, good old testing method before we had machines or chemical reactions for sampling. It's kind of fascinating how accurate coulour, smell and taste of urine are for some infections and diseases in general. Tried and tested over centuries, if not even millenia, after all.

It's an interesting detail of medical history, imho.

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u/binkyberrieslovie 4h ago

WHAT.

who be drinking... piss???? 😭😭

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u/Incoherrant 3h ago

Nowadays? Misguided survivalists, superstitious fools, and kinksters.

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u/il_commodoro 32m ago

Ants! That's how they diagnosed diabetes in ancient Egypt: if ants are attracted to your piss, it means it's sweet, which means that "your life is going to be short and miserable" (that's how Hippocrates described having diabetes in ancient times)

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u/Practical-Ball1437 2h ago

Wait until you find out why different types of crude oil are called 'sweet' and 'sour'...

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u/shs_2014 4h ago

Also, do you have extremely large hands or is this a cute small size of these urine collection cups? You're basically Shaq holding a Coke can rn

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u/Tontonsb 3h ago

I was excited

Patient: doctor, help me, why has it turned green, what's wrong with me an my pee?

Urologist: wow, this is awesome! Achievement unlocked. Thanks, mate, you're the best!

Patient: am I going to be okay?

Urologist: your sample is definitely not unremarkable this time!

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u/Savings-Tie-3013 4h ago

Why were u excited hAhaha

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u/Eternal-Blazing-Sun 3h ago

The piss is green

Apparently this shiny urine sample was the last one needed for the whole rainbow.

I'd get excited too!

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u/ExistentialDino34 4h ago

haha what a sweet weird moment

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 3h ago

Are you a doctor?  They did a hand sanitizing check on employees at a hospital where I worked.  Certain employees were given the task to watch when people go in and out of rooms and whether or not they used the proper precautions.  Doctors by far did the worst at it.

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u/gottkonig 2h ago

Lol I would want you as a doctor, you got excited by urine and bypassed gloves in your excitement. That's dedication to your craft.

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u/GammelGrinebiter 2h ago

Urine trouble now.

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u/Onetruemcgee 1h ago

Hope you don't do the same thing going into GI.