r/mildlyinteresting • u/urosrgn • 6h ago

My patient’s urine was bright green today.

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u/MrX2285 6h ago

Drink it you coward

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u/Violoner 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JA1UDi153o7XdaCSvf

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u/MarcusRoland 5h ago

There will never be a better green goblin.

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u/adsfew 5h ago

Regardless, we just want to see OP Gobblin' that Green pee

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u/MarcusRoland 5h ago

I am also curious about the taste.

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u/Jadedsatire 3h ago

Bet you $100 it taste like piss.

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u/zackthirteen 6h ago

I need to know what flavor each color is

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u/LikeItReallyMatters1 5h ago

Piss, probably

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u/tonycomputerguy 5h ago

So, non-zero chance it's either lime or sour apple right?

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u/LikeItReallyMatters1 5h ago

Green apple with hints of mint and lime

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 4h ago

Ugh, almost the worst Jelly Belly to get.

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u/EndIsrael 4h ago

Fun related fact, if you eat a lot of food/drink with erythritol, your poop will taste like candy

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u/zackthirteen 4h ago

I will take your word for it

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u/dzindevis 3h ago

Green is obviously tarragon (tarkhun)

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u/Aggressive_Body834 2h ago

Waldmeister syrup

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u/Hizankdtizank 5h ago

Taste the rainbow!

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u/MessHolliday 4h ago

Forbidden ecto cooler

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u/theverymonthofmae 2h ago

Fun fact: Tasting urine (not drinking it) was a method used by physicians to check for diabetes a long time ago. (sugar spillover makes it sweet)

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 15m ago

Come on, this isn't r/whatisit