r/law • u/bendubberley_ • 15h ago

Legal News The judge in the Lindsay Clancy case is admonishing jurors who are refusing to follow his instructions

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u/starkeuberangst 12h ago

“Lieutenant Lake, either you’re confused about your dress size or there’s been some foul play”

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u/PerfectCelery6677 12h ago

Not sure if I'm getting old or not since I actually recognize that line.

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u/starkeuberangst 12h ago

You’re still perfect to me, celery. We’re not old, we’re seasoned. 

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u/LabRat113 7h ago

Probably time for a colonoscopy. I actually scrolled past it and had to do a double take.

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u/rh224 9h ago

“You’re almost out of uniform…”

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u/Minute-Chip-4164 9h ago

"Somebody find Buckman and launch him out a torpedo tube!"

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u/paradigmofman 8h ago

"I need a man with a tattoo on his dick"

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u/LarryFalwell 8h ago

“Polishing the old torpedo, sir?”

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u/aliseknits 9h ago

Second time in two days I’ve seen Down Periscope references, guess it’s time to watch it for the million and tenth time!

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u/slimdizzy 9h ago

Is that the Harland Williams whale sounds movie? Fuck yeah I gotta watch that again!

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u/aliseknits 9h ago

“It sounded like…….. an explosion”

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u/erica_pink84 8h ago

Somebody find Buckman and fire him out of torpedo tube.

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u/CouplingWithQuozl 3h ago

"Hey, if it's a disqualifying offense, I'd like to take full and sole responsibility, sir."

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u/FatherDuncanSinners 3h ago

David Attenborough: "Now this is a rare treat! A majestic Down Periscope quote in the wild."

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u/TacetVenatores 16m ago

Captain Robert Dodge. Great tactician, excellent golf swing. Only weakness? Poor choice in tattoos