r/law • u/bendubberley_ • 15h ago

Legal News The judge in the Lindsay Clancy case is admonishing jurors who are refusing to follow his instructions

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u/MouseRat_AD 13h ago

"I'm sorry, Your Honor, can you repeat all that? I was distracted by Officer Tightpants over there. "

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u/starkeuberangst 12h ago

“Lieutenant Lake, either you’re confused about your dress size or there’s been some foul play”

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u/PerfectCelery6677 12h ago

Not sure if I'm getting old or not since I actually recognize that line.

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u/starkeuberangst 12h ago

You’re still perfect to me, celery. We’re not old, we’re seasoned. 

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u/LabRat113 7h ago

Probably time for a colonoscopy. I actually scrolled past it and had to do a double take.

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u/rh224 9h ago

“You’re almost out of uniform…”

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u/Minute-Chip-4164 9h ago

"Somebody find Buckman and launch him out a torpedo tube!"

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u/paradigmofman 8h ago

"I need a man with a tattoo on his dick"

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u/LarryFalwell 8h ago

“Polishing the old torpedo, sir?”

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u/aliseknits 9h ago

Second time in two days I’ve seen Down Periscope references, guess it’s time to watch it for the million and tenth time!

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u/slimdizzy 9h ago

Is that the Harland Williams whale sounds movie? Fuck yeah I gotta watch that again!

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u/aliseknits 9h ago

“It sounded like…….. an explosion”

🤣🤣🤣

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u/erica_pink84 8h ago

Somebody find Buckman and fire him out of torpedo tube.

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u/CouplingWithQuozl 3h ago

"Hey, if it's a disqualifying offense, I'd like to take full and sole responsibility, sir."

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u/FatherDuncanSinners 3h ago

David Attenborough: "Now this is a rare treat! A majestic Down Periscope quote in the wild."

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u/TacetVenatores 17m ago

Captain Robert Dodge. Great tactician, excellent golf swing. Only weakness? Poor choice in tattoos

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u/PoptartCrusher007 13h ago

And they are TIGHT

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u/darodardar_Inc 11h ago

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u/goofytigre 9h ago

Toight, Toight, Toight!!

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u/SideInitial3961 10h ago

About to explode

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u/CactusCait 9h ago

Those seams are screaming!

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u/Boomshank 9h ago

Images you can hear 

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u/SazedsEarring 8h ago

omg I am in tears hahaha

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u/justadude27 10h ago

Camera person knew what they were doing.

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u/xLeslieKnope 8h ago

I was watching for tight pants, then the zooooom and it took a sec to realize they were probably zooming on Lindsey not Officer Tight Pants.

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u/Professor_What 11h ago

Is it beyond a reasonable doubt?

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u/Livid-Vacation5737 11h ago

Lol that is what happens when they put females in male uniforms

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 11h ago edited 11h ago

I was gonna say, as a pear shaped lady with a booty, I feel this officer’s pain.

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u/jayotp21 2h ago

Sadly, the women's version of most of these uniforms fits even worse. WhoTF thought it was a good idea to make low-rise uniform pants?

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u/JUST_GIVE_IT_A_SNIFF 8h ago

As a former colleague would say: “those pants are workin’ HARD”

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u/meldiane81 10h ago

Holy shit you weren’t kidding!

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u/ClappedUrMomsCheeks 10h ago

Those metal tangs in her zipper are hanging on for dear life! 

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u/screamingbluemeanie 8h ago

All it takes is one...

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u/SaxophoneHomunculus 8h ago

The ‘tang tangs?

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u/Chiguy5462 9h ago

She does not skip leg day.

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u/CelestialFury 9h ago

Thighs that can murder!

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u/Xilant007 9h ago

HA HA HA this is awesome!

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u/SunnnySideUps 9h ago

Who put that dump in the trunk? The defense deserves to know.

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u/altoidcrusher 10h ago

Gross

Edit: you posting this is. Not the bailiff.

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u/Xilant007 9h ago

Common, lighten up a bit.

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u/meldiane81 9h ago

I didn’t include face 🤷‍♀️

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u/SideInitial3961 10h ago

Imagine the bloomers that are underneath all that.

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u/Mr_Pletz 10h ago

lmao, I read this before watching the clip and was like "The hell are they on about?"

Then I saw...

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u/richardcraniumIII 7h ago

When Luigi was at court at the beginning stages - the personnel looked so fly. They knew.

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u/vex12394738 6h ago

I was thinking the lawyer lol

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u/Accomplished-Neat762 12h ago

Zoom in; enhance...

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u/Dramatic_Ad_413 8h ago

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u/crackersucker2 8h ago

Ngl, that first comment had me singing that jaunty jingle.

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u/TerninoMarchi 9h ago

That's a dangerous squat if I've ever seen one. I wouldn't expect them to be stretchy.

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u/wt_fudge 8h ago

Ummm, actually that's Bailiff Tightpaints

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u/Ok-Selection2208 7h ago

Like why did it keep zooming in so much

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u/DecantsForAll 5h ago

I was wondering where his bulge was because I didn't notice until after they zoomed in.

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u/VirtualPercentage737 10h ago

I was distracted by Clancy's huge pupils. Is she dialated or something?

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u/86cinnamons 6h ago

She is probably on a lot of medication.

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u/PointsOfXP 9h ago

Of all days it's today I forgot to do my laundry and have to wear my high school prom dress pants

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u/MouseRat_AD 8h ago

If they don't fit, you must acquit.

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u/beard-brain 7h ago

claps in leather gloves

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u/SideInitial3961 10h ago

That last two inches of leg fabric is the real hero in this case.

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u/screamingbluemeanie 8h ago

I'm distracted by how she looks like a sadder, more demented version of Violet in the Incredibles.

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u/WorthPlease 8h ago

Makes Randy's pants look like he got them from Spencer's in 2004.

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u/OppressedCow6148 7h ago

I thought you were talking about the lawyer 😂

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u/TenThousandBugBears 7h ago

Bailiff 🥵

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u/wowitsnick 7h ago

But can you even dance in those pants?

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u/reason_productions 7h ago

Just straight crotch shot

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u/Burdwatcher 9h ago

no one finds Jimmy Fallon nearly as hilarious as he finds himself

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u/International_Lake28 8h ago

I was curious when I read your statement so i watched the video and when it did the zoom I lost it

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u/DMUrTinyTitsAssFeet1 7h ago

I bet it grips like a corporate handshake

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u/CaptErv 7h ago

I straight up thought to myself “wow, those are some tight freaking pants…wonder if anyone else noticed” - top comment lmao

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u/Accomplished_Song219 7h ago

Your comment immediately reminded me of this from "Trial and Error"

Trial and Error - To Completion

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u/Lunchbox-of-Bees 11h ago

I can see what they had for lunch

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u/keithstonee 10h ago

typical first comment

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u/Burghpuppies412 10h ago

Ya’ll are funny.

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u/Optimal-Ad-7074 8h ago

goes back to look

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u/Working-Glass6136 8h ago

Hot damn you weren't kidding!