r/law • u/bendubberley_ • 15h ago

Legal News The judge in the Lindsay Clancy case is admonishing jurors who are refusing to follow his instructions

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u/friggintodd 14h ago

You're throwing a lot of big words at me that I don't understand so I'm going to take that as disrespect

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u/Longjumping_Row3575 14h ago edited 14h ago

Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.

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u/DrebinofPoliceSquad 12h ago

Look at these 40 year old virgins

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u/Janky_Pants 12h ago

Aim high, Willis!

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u/xavPa-64 11h ago

There’s several lines in that scene I want to quote but I can’t cuz I’m white

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u/Status_Cheesecake_49 11h ago

Haha. I was just thinking the same thing 

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u/multii-pass 9h ago

I'm 'gina, sup?

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u/theworldisunfair12 8h ago

You can, just not here

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u/winkitywinkwink 14h ago

Aim high, Willis!

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u/SenorEquilibrado 13h ago

This your boy? Because you just got fucked up with him.

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u/I_am_Magog 13h ago

What did I do?

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u/ApolloGR3 12h ago

We will both mash you!

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u/AwareOfAlpacas 5h ago

Always thought it was "clapped up", because he does the hand motion like he's knocking erasers together. 

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u/Quon-jin 14h ago

"Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy with chance of drive-by."

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u/AwareOfAlpacas 5h ago

Trivia: Shelley Malil (that actor) for convicted of attempted murder for stabbing his ex-girlfriend more than 20 times. 

Got 12 to life, served eight, was paroled. 

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 13h ago

Don’t make me photosynthesis.

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u/werewere-kokako 10h ago

I watched a trial where a man tried to represent himself against a rape charge. "A lot of words will be put forth. Big words. Educated words. Words some of us might not understand."

I played that section back three times because I couldn’t believe it.

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u/redatheist 3h ago

This is truly America in a nutshell

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u/twodogstwocats 13h ago

If I could read I would be very offended right now.

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u/sixtyfivewat 10h ago

Your honor is GUILTY and I sentence you to death! This court is adjourned bang

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u/batmancdn55 10h ago

When people do that to me I just starts barking woof woof woof.

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u/ponyo_x1 8h ago

we fuck DWARVES in the ASS

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u/YaMongrelDog 5h ago

This exact line went through my head listening to the judges speech so... I guess I'm the one lacking cognitive ability.

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u/ibiacmbyww 58m ago

Weird memory - seeing that scene for the first time and immediately losing 5% of my faith in humanity as I realised there are definitely people that incurably stupid out there.

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u/Turbulent_Minimum448 47m ago

Man that scene was pure gold

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u/OkPen8337 7h ago

I had an ex like this and I didn’t realize what a decent number of our arguments were about until years later.

“Why the fuck would you say that to me!? Do you know how fucking pretentious you sound???”

“Uh, I don’t think that’s pretentious…? What’s wrong with using that word?”

“It’s condescending! Can you think of any other way to say that that’s not pretentious and condescending!?”

(Well, if I say it in smaller words I think it sounds worse so I’m not gonna say anything…)