r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Pickpocket tries her grift on the wrong woman

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u/iknowsheknowz 17h ago

I got mugged in New Orleans and the bouncers helped him get away from me. I had his balls and penis firmly between my fingernails. I mean my nails were touching through his skin. As soon as the bouncers pried me off of him, he was gone with my wallet and jewelry. The police had to come before they would believe me. I hope he will always remember how much that hurt. When I walked into the New Orleans police station the officers came out of the back offices to hear the story.

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u/Hetares 9h ago

Man, should have twisted a bit and give him a bit of the ol' torsion.

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u/GreatMovesKeepItUp69 16h ago

Why did you grab a handful of balls and penis?

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u/fauxzempic 16h ago

With the ample time they had, they spent moments pondering what to grab. They searched their memories for any experience that would help them decide where to grab. As the clock ticked by slowly and OP had the luxury of time, they finally were confident: They would go for the balls/penis.

Or...they reached out to grab ANYTHING in the split second they had and managed to grab his charlie browns and his linus.

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u/iknowsheknowz 13h ago

I was face to face with him as he took my necklace and he was taller than me. It was his easiest soft place to stop him