I listen to audiobooks on 1.25x and podcasts at regular speed. I finished a book today and switched over to the fantasy pod and Craig sounds SO NORMAL at 1.25x while Heifitz sounds like a damn machine gun

Heifetz just said that Deep Purple is a one-hit wonder, and that Whitesnake is better than Deep Purple. I'm experiencing secondhand embarrassment for him.

I’m a couple of weeks behind so apologies if they’ve covered it, but did they stop doing an episode dedicated to Glansbergs? I don’t remember there being one last year and it seems like they more so just mention them in passing/have replaced it with the All-Boring Team.

Would be a shame if so, was always a fan of hearing their thoughts on the more under the radar guys they haven’t covered at length for whatever reason

Think the best episode of the year drops tomorrow (?) or at least soon

Air out your own take purge takes here. They do not leave this thread

My family fantasy football league drafted tonight. Picked 7th out of 12 and JSN fell, took Javonte Williams in the second round, followed by Josh Allen in the third.

At this point I had to commit to the bit of drafting an entire team full of players whose first name started with J and trying to draft as good of a team as I could.

Think it went ok?

Good morning, does anyone know if there's a list or spreadsheet of the takes they had last year to see how they panned out. I know fantasy is a crapshoot/luck and at this point I listen for the hosts but I would like to see the results

Kill: Sean Fennessey

Kill: Sean Fennessey

Kill: Sean Fennessey

This is a product of a healthy work environment. If you move never been in a place where your boss and you can rip into each other over stupid shit like this you’ve worked at some bland ass companies.

It was funny, it played, and they’re getting clicks views and impressions. Success all around. Could they do better with production? abso fucking loutley, but overall I was genuinely entertained and anytime you give Sal the opportunity to rib people all day you take it! You just do!

Side bar: I know regular listeners have a soft spot for Heifetz because of how well the show works, but he’s clearly a bit of a dweeb and can be very grating. He is the definition of the HR meme. He made a joke about the sandwiches being for the production staff and no one laughed and DK shut it down immediately and said something like “wow way to take it too far”. Sal makes the joke 5 minutes later and everyone laughs.

Overall: Good job by you boys! Can’t wait for more leaks from the group message that apparently includes Changs assistant (the real prick here).

Fennessey's rant at the beginning of the fantasy draft was clearly a gripe he was trying to turn into a bit. It didn't land perfectly, but I doubt the fantasy football guys cared after the draft was over.

Meanwhile the QB drafting started as a bit and then everyone piled on for a long time. My dumb rule of thumb is "If you could see it happening to the coolest member of the group, it is a joke. If not, it is probably mean-spirited." I can't picture the group colluding to stop Craig from getting a serviceable QB.

Enough negativity about the draft so here is some positivity.

Man was throwing fast ball after fast ball all live draft. Every word he said was comedic gold and carried that draft for me.

(cue the drop)

Or should I say Fennessey Court?

If you had the ability to determine a punishment for Fennessey for his actions in the live draft, what, if any, would that be?

I submit:

That No Punishment that he drafted in the 7th round? Null and void. If he comes in last place this year, he needs to do the punishment that the winner drafted.

He needs to donate $100 to a charity. Let's pick one at random, like The Solidarity Center (https://www.solidaritycenter.org/).

Next year, he is locked into the 12th pick of the draft.

An asshole.

You could tell he did not respect the fantasy guys but especially DH.

Dude was acting like an angry child the entire time throwing the silent treatment around. Constantly thinks he’s smarter than everyone.

Crazy part is this is a better version of him. He has built the reputation of being an awful human being to people who work with him in the restaurant world (me having first hand experience and witnessing it)

Sex?

A great piss?

Or when Garrett Wilson falls to you one round after you already considered drafting him?

“I’m gonna be a dick. Is that what you’re supposed to do from the Craig chair?”

-Joe house while sitting in Craig horrlebecks chair.

THE BOYS ARE UNDER ATTACK!